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You don't name it.
The cat does.

Let the cat out. It walks across the keyboard, and whatever it types becomes your token, name and ticker. Don't like it? Shoo the cat and it walks again. Three times, then it gets offended.

NAME
โ–
TICKER
$_
Is the cat honest?

Before the cat walks, the server shows you a commit: the hash of its secret. You add your own seed and sign it with your wallet. Every attempt is sha256(secret, wallet, attempt, your seed). The secret is published when your token goes live, and every token page re-walks the cat in your browser with the exact same code (Rust compiled to WebAssembly).

commitconnect a wallet
your seed
attempt-

The table

Every token is a glass on the table. Buys push it toward the edge. At - SOL it falls off: CLINK, and it trades on Meteora.

๐Ÿ˜ผ Most brazen cat

top by trading volume

    ๐Ÿ“ฆ The box

    tokens born on a Friday came in a cardboard box

      Under the sofa

      No trades for a while and a token rolls under the sofa, with the hair ties and the bottle caps. One buy pulls it back out.

      How it works

      1. Pick a breed. Tabby strolls. Ginger is chaos. British types two keys and goes back to sleep. Sphynx only types symbols. A kitten falls off the keyboard half the time (that try is free).
      2. Let the cat out. Sign a free message, watch it walk. Paws step on neighbours, linger on keys (jjjjj), sometimes hit Caps Lock (asDFGH).
      3. Keep it or shoo it. Each shoo costs - SOL, paid only when you launch. Three shoos max. A fourth and the cat turns its back on you for an hour.
      4. Launch. One transaction: your token on a Meteora bonding curve, flat - fee, no anti-sniper games. Creators get - of every trade fee: whiskas, in a bowl you fill whenever you like.
      5. Push the glass. When the curve fills, the glass falls off the table and liquidity moves to Meteora, locked forever.
      Real word1 in 2,000

      MOON, PURR, LFG... typed by accident. Golden frame, pinned on the shelf.

      Legendary space1 in 5,000

      Fell asleep on the space bar. Ticker: $ and nothing.

      The cat lay down1 in 10,000

      Ten different letters at once. A shiny badge forever.

      ๐ŸŒ™ 3:00 UTC zoomies: for 15 minutes every cat is a ginger and goes wild. ๐Ÿ“ฆ Fridays: tokens come in a box, with their own leaderboard.